sex-machine

a machine used to get a woman off. Usually has a dildo on the end of it.

I knew becky was a freak when I saw her sex machine.

by KroSS October 7, 2004

machorra

Spanish slang for dyke or lesbian. Highly offensive.

Betsy es un pinche machorra.

by Nalgas Sin Fe May 26, 2007

Internet Hate Machine

A machine composed of people known as Anonymous who target "innocent" people on the internet.

Person 1: Did you see that report on the Internet Hate Machine the other day?
Person 2: Because of that, the machine will grow over 9000 times more powerful.

Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

by AnOnYmOuS (could it really be anything else?) January 1, 2009

machine gun arse

british slang. someone who farts repeatedly creating a sound like a firing machine gun

jake's got a real machine gun arse! he let off 15 in a row last night!

by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006

bubblegum machine

A law enforcement vehicle, specifically a cruiser or highway patrol car. From the shape of the old-style revolving lights that resemble old gumball vending machines. CB jargon.

Got a bubblegum machine knockin' on your back door (there is a cop car on your tail)

by Dr. Badwrench November 26, 2006

machtig

an australian mythical creature from queensland, who awakens from a century long slumber to warn the inhabitants of internet chat forums.

machtig: be careful
vandal: and jizz

by Seals October 17, 2006

Machriska

Term used in reference to Mariska Hargitay and Christopher Meloni's off-screen friendship/relationship.

"Did you see Machriska at the Golden Globes? They were so cute."

by Maddles January 11, 2009