Muffin Flop

When someone is wearing such tight pants paired with an even tighter shirt or vest which makes their muffin top hang over and flap in the breeze.

"Look at the muffin flop on that twink"

by DrewciferNYC March 9, 2009

under muffin

When a girls ass cheeks hang out the bottom of her too short shorts.

Did you see that girl's under muffin? What a nice tush.

by JennC July 5, 2014

Connecticut Muffin

Derogatory expression for a conniving woman.

“She’s a real Connecticut Muffin”

by ColoradoBumpkin June 13, 2019

Sag Muffin

An Old Ugly Lady who Yells at Little Kids for Being In Her Yard. She is very unattractive and looks like a dying llama

Sag Muffin: Get out of the crik!!
Malachi: No!
Jack: Go die
Sag Muffin: Ill kill myself!
Joey: GOOD!

by StrangeWords June 15, 2016

Apology Muffin

See pity fuck.

It didn't work out but at least I got an apology muffin.

by Yousmelllikewrong August 7, 2014

Muffin Slider

When two girls rub their pussy’s together.

Dude, Jo is a real muffin slider.

From Libby: I muffin slided Becky last night and it was orgasmic.

by DankeyKong420 October 14, 2017

tummy muffin

Used when referring to sledding on your stomach.

I went sledding on my tummy muffin.

by Dave Jenson November 9, 2007