mud slides

the brown trails on the toilet bowl after flushing a very dense turd

walter took a massive dump and left the bowl full of mud slides

by jr December 11, 2004

mud flippers

Extra large vagina lips

Dude I had to wear hiking boots her mud flippers were so big!!

by Blairdog June 2, 2007

Mud Carp

A mud carp is a white male who almost exclusively dates or bangs black women.

Dude, look at Brandon's new black girlfriend. God, what a mud carp.

by danza jr. June 6, 2009

Mud Cunt

When a really fat girl gets that brown stain around their cunt. Most likely caused by thigh rubbage.

Man, What is that brown stain?

Oh, that is the infamous Mud Cunt.

by JerryBrains May 26, 2010

mud guards

A woman's loose and dangling labia. (See beef curtains.)

'That bitch has some nasty mud guards, yo!'

by Syd Barrett June 11, 2006

Mud Bath

When Two Homosexual Males practice the art of Soaking.

Nick was Morman so he only allowed Charlie to take a Mud Bath.

by DirtyCharlieKY April 19, 2011

mud shoveler

Somebody who loves giving/receiving anal sex.

Yeah that rick, he sure is a real mud shoveler, last night he put it in my ass 5 TIMES.

by Iswallowedsomevomit January 16, 2009