Smoke Machine

When you vape a Juul, Vape Pen, or other similar devices out your girlfriend, in her asshole, and exhale in it into her vagina whilst you are eating her out. When she then proceeds to orgasm, the vapor will come out of her vagina like a smoke machine.

Dude, I burned the fuck out of Kailey's asshole because I gave a smoke machine last night.

by Faded11 December 7, 2019

Gyatt Machine

A Gyatt Machine, someone with loads of "gyatt"

Chris: "Whoa Timmy, that's alot of gyatt. You're a gyatt machine"

Timmy: "What the fuck Chris"

by earthturd2454 April 4, 2023

Jacob Machin

a kid thats the boyfriend of Emily Garcia :)
Amazing and warming person
A life changer

A strong person
best boyfriend anyone could ask for

Random person: “is that emilys boyfriend Jacob Machin??
Emily: “indeed”

by aisurruu May 23, 2021

candy machine

A tampon or pad machine.

Can I get $0.50 from someone?...I need to go to the candy machine.

by BJGZ November 9, 2006

Teh Machine

It controls us all, like the matrix, but it pwns even the machines, you can't escape it, but, must fight it.

Fight Teh Machine

How do you know about Teh Machine?

by F to the MA January 20, 2005

green machine

the most badass car a person can possibly get in the entire world

hey u see the green machine yesterday?

na man i didnt see bc the crowd was too big already getting a peek

by cumof someyounguy May 29, 2011

Washing Machine

A woman. Every single woman is a washing and should be in the kitchen washing the dishes.

Woman should stay in the kitchen, they're all washing machines. Their national dance is the motion of washing dishes.

by I'mSorryForEVERYTHING June 2, 2018