hot lunch

the male farts in the females mouth, followed by a makeout session.

Max and Sarah enjoyed a hot lunch except Max let a little more slip and now sarah is eating shit.

by Zachary Setum October 17, 2007

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Business lunch

The act of pressing one's eyes into a woman's nipples with the face upside-down, then having her lick your tongue.

Wanna take me on a business lunch before sex this afternoon?

by Noble-savage October 15, 2010

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lumpy lunch

A lumpy lunch is when you wake up late from sleeping with a fine woman and you find poo on your bed. The bitch has pooed on your bed and now you gotta clean it up. It was one lumpy lunch.

I slept with Monique lastnight and she left with me with a lumpy lunch.

by Lupe The Magic Totem September 24, 2007

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lunch

a complete anus (male or female)

f*** off you "lunch"

by Ems August 5, 2003

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Lunch ladies are those females or males who graduate from Lunch Lady Academy (LLA) and frequently uses lunch lady crossing, similar to deer crossing. They're commonly in a bad mood, and to them you MUST NEVER SAY these words, "Oh no, take it back," or the unspeakable will occur. They can fly and serve, while wearing "lunch vest." You may use this to describe one who is being shitty. They can also be supernatural beings similar to vampires and werewolves.

Dude, could you be anymore of a lunch lady, right now???

I said to that freaking lunch lady, "OH NO, TAKE IT BACK!" and she launched herself over the counter and did the unspeakable.

by TheNativez April 21, 2007

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