london piffstick

A joint rolled with the highest quality possible

Stoner 1: Damn thats a good joint you rolled

Stoner 2: yeh it’s a real London piffstick

by Jmorphipus June 5, 2018

London

A spoiled rich kid, who trys to be funny.
Is usually fat and blonde.

Kid 1-"hey is that London?"
Kid 2-"You mean the fat, white kid"
Kid 1-"Yeah"

by Tyrone.. June 5, 2018

parkview london

It is one of the worst schools to exist it has mid-teachers mid classrooms and boring playgrounds. It also has the worst school food except on Fridays and breaks. In other words, Parkview is the worst school ever

parkview london is such a shit school

by Big Balls Jasper January 20, 2023

London

Filth complete filth is what London is

Always thinks their right and they never agree

Don’t be like London Coleman for god sake

by Bush did Parkland February 4, 2023

Londoner’s disease

The act of Paedophilia or cousin marriage. A reference to the disproportionately large number of cousin marriages and acts of paedophilia that statistically happen inside the Greater London area. People from the rest of the U.K. refer to paedophiles as being afflicted with the “Londoner’s disease”.

“See that guy Luke? Guy who just moved from Tottenham? Checked him out on the register. Turns out he’s got the Londoner’s disease”

by Barnabeast98 January 2, 2024

To "London" someone

To "London" someone
To stab someone multiple times.

Robbing can be involved aswell

To "London" someone
"I just Londoned some guy last night, i even got some blood on my shirt"

by Plutohr January 5, 2024

London

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS LONDON

"I do NOT want to go to London. That place is ass."

by ihateyoutodd January 5, 2024