by Seymor Heines February 15, 2008
Get the lesbian barmug. A contract lesbian is a celebrity, such as a musician or actress, who must act and date as if she is a lesbian for publicity. They are also usually not allowed to date men until their contract is up, to keep it from being found out that they're not really lesbian.
Lydia: Each girl in T.A.T.U. is a contract lesbian.
Brandon: What the hell is a contract lesbian?
Lydia: You know, they acted like lesbians 'cause it said they had to in their contract, just so "All The Things She Said" would get airplay.
Tony: So they're not really lesbians, but rather they just get paid to act like they are in public?
Lydia: Exactly.
Daniel: Damn.
Brandon: What the hell is a contract lesbian?
Lydia: You know, they acted like lesbians 'cause it said they had to in their contract, just so "All The Things She Said" would get airplay.
Tony: So they're not really lesbians, but rather they just get paid to act like they are in public?
Lydia: Exactly.
Daniel: Damn.
by Quack Quack January 30, 2006
Get the contract lesbianmug. Someone who is nonbinary and a lesbian. Nonbinary people are included in every sexuality, including lesbian. They can either be woman aligned or not aligned at all! They're still lesbians either way and they're completely valid.
by vamimi October 14, 2020
Get the Nonbinary Lesbianmug. Square bodied lesbian with no curves to speak of. The same as a butch or bull dyke lesbian. The opposite of a lipstick lesbian.
by Rice May 3, 2004
Get the lego lesbianmug. Pornographic images/recordings containing two women posing as lesbians having sex. In reality it's quite commonly just two straight women who get paid an awful lot of money.
Lesbian porn is usually produced by a cast of men who have absolutely no idea how to capture love between two women. I really don't understand why a lesbian would want to suck a dildo after she's used it.
You want good lesbian porn? Get some where you can't hear some man in the background grunting "Man, you two are fucking hot." Get some actually made by women!
Or even better yet, read some lesbian erotica.
Lesbian porn is usually produced by a cast of men who have absolutely no idea how to capture love between two women. I really don't understand why a lesbian would want to suck a dildo after she's used it.
You want good lesbian porn? Get some where you can't hear some man in the background grunting "Man, you two are fucking hot." Get some actually made by women!
Or even better yet, read some lesbian erotica.
Person 1; I downloaded some great amuter lesbian porn last night.
Person 2; Yeah, I like that stuff better. I hate when it's two girls faking it!
Person 2; Yeah, I like that stuff better. I hate when it's two girls faking it!
by Totallynothere December 9, 2008
Get the Lesbian Pornmug. A often shy and submissive lesbian with low self confidence. Simple lesbians can’t talk to girls themselves, so they just complain about wanting a girlfriend. A simple lesbians often miss signs a girl is flirty with them, since their confidence is so low they feel they could never be loved.
Girl 1: G-god i just, really want a gf...
Girl 2: Oh shush you simple lesbian, just try talking to your crush
Girl 1: No! she’s going to hate me and reject me and never want to talk to me
Girl 2: Oh shush you simple lesbian, just try talking to your crush
Girl 1: No! she’s going to hate me and reject me and never want to talk to me
by Queen Breezy March 12, 2020
Get the Simple Lesbianmug. A woman who in all manner of dress, appearance and attitude seems like a true Butch lesbian, but whom identifies as straight.
by Choai14 September 11, 2015
Get the Faux lesbianmug.