Lag Skating

When one's lag in a video game causes them to randomly slide around as though they are ice skating.

My connection is so bad I'm just lag skating around! This sucks!

by FlakJack July 1, 2011

lag spasm

When ones connection to an online game is so bad that they lag all over the place. I hate this problem in gears of war.

"c'mon help I can't kill three guys at once!"
"Sorry man I'm having a lag spasm. I have to stand still for it to stop. I can't stop bouncing every where."

by annnnonnnnymous August 31, 2011

Smut Lag

The feeling you get when you find out a really hot
porn actress is retired after seeing her in a adult
movie tube video.

Bro I thought I was going to become a porn star & do like 10 movies with this bitch but I found out she has 10 kids with a second husband and got smut lag!

by breadstickprotector October 7, 2011

its just lag

An excuse for an exploiter or hacker to justify their cheats

if you where to see someone hacking and they say "Its just lag bro! i swear!" then you know that mf lying

by menliker October 12, 2023

Input Lag

The stage between sober and tipsy.

Dave: Are you tipsy yet?

John: Nah just some input lag.

by MrShrok November 1, 2023

Shit lag

When you need to shit but nothing comes out and then it comes back to haunt you 10 minutes later

Sorry bro I need to leave, I got Shit lag in the bathroom and I swear it’s coming back now and it’s HUGE!

by happycaptain February 2, 2024

Locomotive Lag

It is similar to Jet lag, just that it happens after train travel. We feel sleepy and train.

Since I came today morning from home by Rajdhani express, I am feeling locomotive lag.

by Sagar Sonii November 20, 2023