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juan inch long

When you have a small weiner and your name is Juan.
He's Juan inch long.
by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016
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Hailey&Juan

Hailey and Juan are the best couple. they suck echoer toes and tuesday and they beat up women together
Hailey&Juan will beat u if ur a woman
by mycockistoobigforthis May 28, 2023
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Juan

Juan is a very handsome person, the most beautiful person you will ever meet, he is rich because of his hardworking personality and he may seem tough and cold on the outside but on the inside he is actually a kindhearted and loving person, alllll the ladies will fall for him on first glance and he gets laid every night
Girl, i need a juan in my life asap!!
by Theworld'sgreatestltranslator February 25, 2020
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Juan

A fatass that caused earthquakes in California and leads a group of fags called killercartel oh and if he talks shit don’t confront him because he won’t be talking his shit he'll say “and so“ and walk away “
Juan:*jumps once*
California: EARTHQUAKES
by Onlymesoshutup July 9, 2019
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Juan

A nigga who always has a luh calm fit and always walks with his AirPods and loves soccer and wants to meet Messi and also likes big booty girls 💀
Juan got a big dick-J😂
by Mr.random November 20, 2023
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Juan Frederico Santo III

Juan Frederico Santo III may seem like a cool and popular kid but he's actually GAY. Gay people are terrible and he dances like a Mexican.
Oh, He from the Squid Game? That's a true Juan Frederico Santo III
by GaymerGreen11212192121 October 23, 2022
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juan ortega pineda

A gay cunt that works as a prostitute because he doesn't have any money. He also likes to give blowjobs for free because he loves sucking dicks.
Juan Ortega Pineda is a cunt
by Bliz May 14, 2015
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