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Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa

I big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick
Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa is a big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick
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Jona

it's a girls name
It's a girls name: Jona
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Jonas

Jonas is a Latin common but well-known name.

He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor.

Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.
Moreover, it is very good in the bed and certainly an experience worth. He has a rather big penis and is very self-confident.
Person 1: Hey what's your name?
Jonas: My Name is Jonas.
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Jonas

Well... A Jonas is the biggest Hurensohn in whole süd-west-deutschland but we, the ki1 love him/her(idk)
A: Who´s this?
B: Thats Jonas!
A: Ah yes the Hurensohn
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Jonas is a Person who has hair that will probably remind you of medusa but dont look in his eyes unless you want to become stone!
YO WHATS UP JONAS!
Jonas: YO WHAT UP
YO hAVE YOU SEEN THE NE-
Why you stone?
by daisdowodaskpokdw December 10, 2021
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a Straight jonas

If u search this u and ur name is jonas u are gay
That u are gay becuse u searched "a Straight jonas "
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Jonas G.

Jonas G. is a person with a very beautiful smile. He likes the same music and is very talented (he can draw very beautifully). Jonas is a person you can always have fun with. He was there for me when I was at my worst. He listened to me while I cried in the middle of the night when he actually should sleep instead of having a video call with me and made me smile again. In latin lessons it was always fun to translate the texts with him and I enjoyed every single minute with him because I have never laughed with someone that much before in my life. Jonas has brown eyes and is very tall. He´s such a positive and powerful person. I always enjoy talking to him and somehow, he´s the first person I always wanna tell about the latest gossip in my life. He was never a person who judged me for something… neither my bad English nor my ridiculous problems. I am so thankful that he is such a kind and cool person with good intentions only so I just wanted to tell you: thank you Jonas for being who you are and I am happy to have you in my life. And you are actually the nicest guy that I know, don´t forget that. Thank you for supporting me doesn´t matter with what. Thank you for telling me that you are happy too when I told you in a voice message that I realized that I just need myself to be happy. I absolutely LOVE that I can cry with you and I don´t feel weak but understood. Thank you for every minute you gave to me. I think that´s enough now.
Person 1: "Who´s the nicest person you know?"

Person 2: "Mhm let me guess... I think it´s Jonas G.! He´s an amazing guy!"
by the stranger you will recogniz January 25, 2022
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