Deuter Ron Jeremy

Deuter Ron Jeremy is a cross-up between the teachings, words and actions of Ron Jeremy versus the book of Deuteronomy. Thou shalt not Deuter Ron Jeremy.

"Due to the Deuter Ron Jeremy's booty, there is no room for Deuter Ron Jeremy's doodie. The Deuter Ron Jeremy will stay the same as the Deuter Ron Jeremy still bears his name."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023

Jeremy Lockwood

The term used to describe someone that is OBSESSED with flipping water bottles, despite not being good at it and showing no signs of improvement. They should honsetly find a new hobby.

Person A: "Hey, I bet I can flip this bottle and land it on that telephone pole!"
*Misses*

Person B: "You're such a Jeremy Lockwood. Give up."

by Flarrow July 31, 2016

Jeremy munchy

Shoving 66 potatoes up ur ass and squishing it until it becomes a stew. Then feed the stew to a pregnant mother.

I gave her a Jeremy munchy

by Jeremy munchy February 11, 2025

Irl Jeremy Fitzgerald

The best mutual to have, and will eat everything that exists. Very chill person too.

Damn that glass looks tasty going to pull an Irl Jeremy Fitzgerald

by Olachi August 16, 2022

Jeremy Sochan

An American basketball player who takes much inspiration Dennis Rodman.

Friend 1:You see Jeremy Sochan's Score today.

Friend 2:That triple single.Yeah.

by CXRI$ April 18, 2023

Jeremy

Guy who probably could not behave in class for more than 3 minutes. Statistically the most likely name to be arrested.

Teacher: Jeremy! Sit down!

by SonicLover8000 January 27, 2023

Jeremy

The name of the most wonderful man in the universe. Absolutely handsome and the epitome of sexy, Jeremy knows how to please his woman and never fails. She will never tire of hearing his sweet, velvety voice, and it will always hurts to let him go for the night. His kisses will always put butterflies in her stomach, his gentle touch will always send shivers through her body, and his laugh will always bring warmth to her heart. If he wants a smile on your face, he'll put one there in a heartbeat. He is hilarious, exciting, enthusiastic, and probably the smartest man you will ever meet- a living, breathing, walking Ask Jeeves. Jeremy is also strong and selfless. He has been through things that would be considered unbearable to the average man, but through his tragedies he continues to keep others above himself, always wearing that intoxicating smile on his face. He knows how to be kind without being a pushover and knows how to be assertive without making enemies. He is truly a once in a lifetime experience. Perfection. Once you have a taste of him, you'll never want to let go- and I never plan to.

If you want perfection find Jeremy!

by Notabadname March 20, 2020