screen door junkie

A screen door junkie is a Herion addict who sits in the front of the screen door on the inside and sells crack to children under the age of 10.

P. Diddy is probably an undercover screen door junkie.

by Kool-Aid08 June 5, 2008

garden junkie

A druggie that sticks to the stuff that grows in the dirt. Eg: marijuana, shrooms, and poppy seeds.

Guy1: "hey, wanna pop some zans?"
Guy2:"nah, I'm a garden junkie. All natural."

by Jdoggy01 March 3, 2019

junky salad

Its when a girl or a guy is gettin their salad tossed and their junk played with at the same time....

Man ive had my salad tossed before but last night suzie gave me a junky salad and it was awesome!!!

by wwwsable July 6, 2011

thumb junky

A Facebook user desperate for the little hit of a 'like' on his post.

Dave is constantly flooding pics of his crappy car on the Facebook group page. He needs the Likes. He's such a Thumb Junky.

by Bob Sweat February 20, 2018

Junkie Whore

1.) A person, usually female, who indiscriminately participates in any type of sexual perversion, anytime, anywhere, with anyone, providing there is a vague possibility of gaining access to an intoxicating, or psychoactive substance.

2.) A person, usually female, who indiscriminately participates in any type of sexual perversion, anytime, anywhere, with anyone, while under the influence of an intoxicating, or psychoactive substance.

They are impulsive and self-serving sociopaths, liars, and thieves, who generally are not smart enough to successfully manipulate anyone using charm or wit, so they mortgage the orifices of their bodies in an attempt to divert the payment of debt using traditional means.

Regardless of their selfish nature, they are often too drunk, high, clumsy, stupid, lazy, and weak to be capable of harming anyone in any substantial or meaningful way, but they still can’t be trusted to be left alone around drugs, valuables, or teenage boys.

I hope Jason is not still seeing that junkie whore from the Metallica concert.

by Líákuieka Jävértt December 16, 2021

Junkie's Law

The law that dictates that when someone is high, no matter how irrelevant to the conversation it is, they will tell you about it.

"We we're playing online trying to think of a strategy to win, and some guy just kept saying he was high."
"Yep. That's Junkie's Law."

by jgjlaw August 12, 2025

Distance Junkie

A person who has been in two or more long-distance relationships and just continues to get themselves into more. A distance junkie also gets themselves into relationships of mutual friends of their last long distance relationship, or from the same geographical location as the last one.

"Ok, so his friend is soooo hot"
"Wait--isn't he friends with your ex, and also live far away?"
"Yeah, but he's still hot."
"Ugh, you're such a Distance Junkie..."

by Sarah Shneider October 24, 2012