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Jared

The worst guy you’ll ever meet. He will break your heart if you ever fall in love with him. He’s rude as fuck so stay away from him
by Jared’s ex September 3, 2019
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someone: man, Jared is so submissive and breedable.
friend: yeah, he’s a total nerd too.
by B0WT13S November 3, 2021
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Ah Jared, what name, the ugliest of them all. The name of a guy who is self centered, ignorant, pitiful, lonely, kind of fucking stupid, apathetic, disloyal, bad boyfriend, most hypocritical guy you will ever meet!
Ugh Jared, no I don’t want you to finger me in the Jasons deli parking lot!
by pineappleexpress333 October 23, 2022
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His jawlines, shoulders, and muscles are the best! You have to think about what he looks like nude, you might not be gay though. ;)
"I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles push against his fashion sense. I've thought about what he looks like nude, I'm not gay though. >:("
"Yeah! Jared's jawlines, shoulders, muscles are the greatest!"
by Storyswap Chara August 22, 2021
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Jared is Piscine
by Ppppy May 24, 2021
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Im in your bed but hes in your twitch chat
Jared is like 2.0 chad
by Go.touch.GRASS May 21, 2021
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An intelligent fellow. He is very determined when it comes to accomplishing things. He is very attractive, but his personality and his taste in music are his best qualities. He is very genuine and understanding of others opinions. He is sure of whatever he says. Most importantly, he’s very capable of reaching his goals.
Jared presented to the class his project like an intellectual individual.
by Jasmineongod June 7, 2020
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