jake 

jake is a demi-god who should be king and be praised by friends and family and everyone in between. his word is the law

and if you cross him I swear you will be sorry he is extremely powerful, handsome, fit, fast, and popular.

jake is the king of everything.

jake by humangod October 21, 2019

Jake 

A dumb child who is a waste of space on this planet

Jake is a retard

Jake by Jake the idiot 101 October 22, 2019

Jake 

Jake is an idiot

Person: who is Jake

Person 2: Jake is an idiot

Jake by Jake the idiot 101 October 22, 2019

Jake 

jake is the name of a boy who will fuck you up. he will lead you on, make everyone think he likes you and bam, go out with another girl. he is incredibly good looking, has the bluest eyes ever, the softest hair, and could make anyone fall in love. he’s shy at first but once you get to know him, he is super talkative and a fun person to be around. someone’s it feels like you won’t get over jake. but you will. it just takes time. even though he made you feel like you were special. jake is a very cut off person and doesn’t share his feelings easily, which is why you thought he liked you. he acted different around you and it hurt like hell when he wouldn’t talk to you for a week... you guys did everything together. you guys always had fun together. you loved him, but he never seemed to feel the same way even though his fucking dad even thought he liked you. even though he wanted you to meet his family and hang out with him every chance you guys got.. he fucked you up and even though it’s been a few months and even though you guys never dated, it still hurts like hell. this isn’t a definition this is just a sob story.

“i think i love jake”

“that’s not a good idea.. he will break your heart”

Jake by depressedhun October 22, 2019

Jake 

Jake is a total unit, he has a big dick, mighty fine hair, and can snap a bitchs neck, and don’t even ask him to say no homo, he isn’t. I’m

Guy: Hey, are you Jake?
Jake: Yeah
Guy: You gotta big dick
Jake: totally

Jake by ItsJustJake October 23, 2019

Jake 

An asshole who smokes and thinks he’s better than everyone else. He has brown possibly curly hair and thinks he is tough. He is a f-boy. He gets with girls for nudes.

Hey look it’s Jake *avoids him*

Jake by I’d frick a creeper October 26, 2019

Jake 

Funny, annoying, dumb, most likely gay but doesn’t know it, dude that has a lot of female friends

“Ew, did you see Jake?”

Jake by BbyBro October 27, 2019