noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner’s cavity (Be it vagina or anus).
The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).
Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Variations of this act also include using the ranch dressing of your chicken wings dinner as lube. But this is seen as sacrilegious by purists.
The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).
Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Variations of this act also include using the ranch dressing of your chicken wings dinner as lube. But this is seen as sacrilegious by purists.
Sam: "Yo, Alex! That French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak "
Alex: "Why?! "
Sam: "She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her "
Alex: "Neat, dude!... did you ranch it up too? "
Sam: "What do you think I am, an animal?"
Alex: "Why?! "
Sam: "She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her "
Alex: "Neat, dude!... did you ranch it up too? "
Sam: "What do you think I am, an animal?"
by Krakaphoon February 3, 2018
Get the Paris Catacombmug. The hottest bitch you have ever seen in your life. She's very smart. You love her and can't deny your feelings for her.
You simp for her 24/365.
But she doesn't give a fuck about you as she's too busy setting her own standards for men.
(Sorry dude but you can't beat jeong jaehyun)
She's stuck in your mind.
Forever..... there is no escape ❣
You simp for her 24/365.
But she doesn't give a fuck about you as she's too busy setting her own standards for men.
(Sorry dude but you can't beat jeong jaehyun)
She's stuck in your mind.
Forever..... there is no escape ❣
by neomu very sexy November 22, 2021
Get the Parimug. A girl who tries her best in academics but somehow still doesn't get good grades. She also simps for anime boys (hehe) and loves Gacha Life. She curses a lot and sometimes has suicidal thoughts.
by Welp, this is my life! -_- November 12, 2020
Get the Parimug. Paris is a very beautiful girl
by dghyecn February 17, 2021
Get the Parismug. 
paris where's a place of French is a place that everybody wants to travel even I want to travel to Paris
by Freaky up in here March 28, 2022
Get the Parismug. Becoming one of the hottest people on earth and then becoming one of the worst musicians to ever live on the planet
by MikeyD25 February 16, 2015
Get the Paris Hilton-ingmug.