Italian tuneup

When bad mechanics, usually greasy italian guys, rev the shit out of your engine to try to fix a problem. Usually results in more damage.

Vito's not a real mechanic, all he does is give italian tuneups and say its fixed.

by Max Tr March 24, 2009

Italian Guy

A guy who has an extremely distant relative from Italy. This leads the man to beleive that he is in the mafia.

Did you see that "Italian Guy" in the sweat suit and gold chain? What a tool.

by mrshosey May 16, 2009

Italian banker

The sexual act of stuffing a woman's vagina with cooked spaghetti. There is also the reverse Italian banker where the spaghetti is removed from the "safe" and eaten.

After a romantic Italian dinner, Jason and Kate took the leftovers home and played Italian banker all night long.

by Bob Dobolina October 27, 2007

italian chandelier

the other guy who made this definition is retarded.

yeah...fuck that douche magnet

by tub girl ass eater March 28, 2005

Italian Stallion

A person who is a true italian, and does everything to stand up for Italy, even when they lose in rugby

Boy 1: Oh Italy was so bad in the rugby, they can't play for shit

Italian Stallion: Don't you dare insult Italy you bitch! *backhand*

by thisisarealdefinition October 9, 2011

The Italian Feather

The male act of lying down on a bed while both feet are placed into a single-loop knot which is attached to a pulley system. Then a female partner pulls on the pulley system which results in the male being positioned upside down. The female then proceeds to perform oral sex on the genitalia while tickling the male's asshole with a feather.

Optional: Male can also nibble on female's genitalia as per request.

Note: For maximum satisfaction it is recommended to use a rare blue peacock feather as this greatly stimulates the asshole.

Did you hear Big Ron just can seem to get himself off normally so he hooked up a pulley system and called Raquelle who came over and performed "The Italian Feather".

by BigRONmcCON February 21, 2011

italian bmt

When your partner loses it after another of your stunts, she proceeds to slice up your sausage and eat it with some southwest.

Dick: "I heard tom's bird is a proper psycho, she italian bmt'd him after she found out about him shitting on the neighbour's dog"
Harry: "Hot"

by Charles Baxt March 31, 2009