Saddle Raped

The sexual act between a man and a woman where the man is forced on to his hands and knees by a large, heavy woman who places a saddle on his back and proceeds to rob him of his dignity and violate him repeatedly while riding the saddle.

Why is Vic hunched over today?

Bertha must of saddle raped him last night.

by Margo667 May 27, 2009

Origin Rape

Forcing the line of best fit of a graph through the origin (0,0). Widely discredited by the AQA exam board.

Will: You didn't just origin rape that graph did you? Amateur mistake! (Followed by a sex noise and or your mum joke)

by afotltimf March 8, 2009

Presence Rape

A ridiculous claim that many feminists make to try to arrest someone. The claim believes that "any male within 100 yards of you" is trying to rape you. Even if a guy walks past a woman messing around on his phone without paying any attention to the woman whatsoever, the woman can claim "presence rape." It suggests that any male who gets within even a few yards of a woman is deranged, dangerous, and must be jailed immediately. People with common sense ridicule this extreme claim. Unfortunately, common sense isn't entirely common.

Inmate 1: What did you get in for?
Inmate 2: I presence raped someone.
Inmate 1: What's that?
Inmate 2: (Shows this definition to Inmate 1.)
Inmate 1: I pity you.

Woman is sitting on a public park bench.
Man jogs past, listening to a song on his IPod.
Woman: PRESENCE RAPE! PRESENCE RAPE! HE PRESENCE RAPED ME! HE GOT WITHIN 5 YARDS OF ME!
Man is arrested and sentenced to 25 years in jail.

by TBTPlanet January 9, 2018

fate raped

to be raped by fate

she was drinking so hard, she was obviously gonna puke. she was fate raped.

by wronskee June 14, 2009

Rakk Rape

To completely and epically annihilate and/or mutilate the opposing tangos (rakks from the video game borderlands)

Dude, you just rakk raped Peyton Manning all over the place!!

by RWdaBEAST August 11, 2010

Midget Rape

When a midget runs up behind somebody, and wacks them in the head with their Oompa Loompa stick.

"How did Jessica die again?"
"Oh, she got Midget Raped."

by Koneko^^ July 21, 2018

Knee Rape

malicious gropage of an exposed knee, often feigned as accidental, we know what they really meant to do.

Did you just Knee Rape me???

by Pierre the llama January 17, 2009