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The Human Fund

Literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time. They've been called "The Beatles of post-pandemic West Texas." No one knows what that means they just keep saying it for some reason. They don't even have their own merch yet.
Person 1: Did you hear The Human Fund's newest song?

Person 2: The one about drinking water? Yeah I hated it. It rocks!

Person 1: I know right. They're literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time!
by notamemeberofthehumanfund3 December 3, 2022
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human furnace

When you get into bed with your partner especially on a cold night and you can feel the heat radiating off their body, making for extra cosy warm snuggles to get yourself nice and toasty.
"You're my personal human furnace."
by orangeplum. October 23, 2023
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human boner

Unofficial title bestowed upon the Parkway South Junior High School student body president.
There's no way J. in the junior high president without P. calling him a human boner.
by thefutureofamerica June 5, 2017
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human clutter

Generally used in a professional setting, human clutter refers to a person who is so unproductive and utterly worthless that they are a detriment to the rest of the team. These people get in the way of other coworkers getting shit done.

The human equivalent to a bunch of plastic toys strewn across the floor.
Lindsay is a server at a busy restaurant. Lindsay makes messes all the time, but slacks off during cleanup. Lindsay stands around in the kitchen when she doesn't have any food coming up and should really be watching her tables. Lindsay is human clutter.
by Quinton July 26, 2006
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Human CentiPAX

A term for the phenomenon of people ripping too many farts in a large crowd, under the cover of anonymity. The collective offense hangs so thick in the air, the farts are not only in your mouth, but travel the whole way down such that you fart other people’s farts. The cycle is perpetuated by other people then farting your farts.

This often occurs at gaming conventions, where many attendees need reminders to practice basic hygiene.
Pax East 2020 was the smelliest convention I ever attended, it was like being in the middle position of a Human CentiPAX.
by Filthy Richard March 2, 2020
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human jawtrap

when an ugly person wakes up after a night of sex only to realise that they are in not holding on to their lover but in fact holding their gnawed off arm. thus making them coyote ugly
ugly betty: that was a lovely night wasnt it?
*realises she is talking to an arm*
ugly betty: fuck! not again! im just a human jawtrap
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whale of a human

by ozzytoe October 12, 2018
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