by The Naked Klown May 25, 2008
Get the Hot Pockets mug.When a couple goes on a date that is just eating hot pockets at home, going to the couch in the living room and then they cuddle.
Matthew: Hiya Rod, How did the date with you and Clay go?
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.
by CrispyChickenCumSandwich April 13, 2022
Get the Hot Pockets and Cuddles mug.This is where, during sexual intercourse, the male participant would put his penis (or "hot pocket") into any orifice his partner may possess (in this case, this is known as the "microwave"). At this point, he and his partner would remain as still as possible in this position, with his hot pocket in his/her microwave, until his hot pocket would soften, fully thawed by the microwave. After this, both participants would be expected to go to sleep and/or weep silently.
Person 1: I walked in on my dad and my mom hot pocketing last night.
Person 2: Damn, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, I wanna try it on my dog.
Person 2: Damn, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, I wanna try it on my dog.
by MadCow789 April 5, 2015
Get the Hot Pocketing mug.When a individual has become so obese, they littertaly have rolls of fat on the sides of their knees and elbows.
These are often enough, the same size as an actual Hot Pocket, and clearly this individual has had their fare share.
These are often enough, the same size as an actual Hot Pocket, and clearly this individual has had their fare share.
by Snajee-lay August 2, 2011
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Get the Hot Pockets mug.by jessekmorganwhore September 25, 2011
Get the Hot pockets mug.A "meal" consisting of cheese and meat inside a flaky crust. It also contains massive amounts of carbs and sodium. Eating two of these "treats" in a single days time results in instant death.
by Mnayin May 11, 2009
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