French horn drill

When a guy takes a trumpet, shoves it in a girls vagina as far as it can go. Then he blows into it making it tickle. He then takes it out, cums in it, making the girl suck it out.

Nick: "Dude i just got done giving Kelly a french horn drill."
Ant: "Really?! I did it to Hannah the same day."

by BIGDICKS"R"US!! March 20, 2010

Bitten by the horn dog

The sexual urges one feels when one is on ecstasy. See mad dog.

Rob has been sniffing around that girl all night. He has been bitten by the horn dog for sure.

by Dwaine Howe August 4, 2008

Shoe-horning

The act of forcibly inserting ones knob, shaft and entire scrotum into an unsuspecting and unwilling females vaginal canal.

I needed to go more than balls deep in this slammin' hottie... So I ended up shoe-horning her.

by Mozzz January 11, 2014

Blue French Horn

The act of ruining a perfectly good TV show with a terrible "twist" during the series finale; referring to the eyeroll-inducing "twist" during the series finale of How I Met Your Mother, where the entire story of how Ted met his children's mother turned out to be an unconscious attempt to ask his children if he can date his ex-girlfriend Robin again. Ted then shows up at Robin's house with the blue horn from their first date/the first episode.

"Man, I used to love that show, but the series finale was such a blue french horn."
"I can't believe how they blue french horned the TV show like that!"
"Remember when that entire season of Roseanne was just a hallucination? What a blue french horn!"
"They thought they were bringing the show back full circle, but really they just blue french horned the entire thing."

by ninjabailarina September 21, 2014

California Horn Blower

The exact meaning is hazy, but is along the lines of inserting the penis into the belly button. Also a cruise ship in San Fransisco.

So I'm sitting on the couch, and out of nowhere she has me give her the California Horn Blower!

by ghmojo March 12, 2010

get your horn on

During foreplay, or making out, or any mild sexual activity, when one partner feels a sudden urge to take complete control, by pushing the other on their back, mounting them, and being extremely aggressive. Very enjoyable for both parties involved, usually a precursor to wild animal sex.

"And we were just laying there and shit, and she just got her horn on, and it was fucking sweet!!!"

by I am a fan of this technique October 1, 2004

honk her horn

When you drive the bus on a girl as you're having sex with her, you insert your thumb into her booty to illicit a yell, moan, shout, curse, etc. from her.

Dick was driving the bus on Jane when he decided to honk her horn. She yelled and moaned in approval!

by GI75 December 20, 2006