help

slang for what the actual fuck is wrong with you

"hey bro did you know that i can shove my whole fist in my ass?" "HELP"

by Samuelm890 June 11, 2024

Help

When something is funny and your Lowkey confused

X: Look at my new sketchers

X: HELP?? those are the most bitch ass shoes I've ever seen

by I've been in a gang before 818 February 23, 2025

Help me

back with another-

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Crasshy September 30, 2023

Beyond help

Someone who is beyond all therapy and rehab.

My dad is beyond help.

by kieralovedanny December 5, 2024

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023

can you help us with this?

What Urban Dictionary Asks You To Do (You Don’t Have To) After You Wrote A Definition.

Can You Help Us With This? I Can’t Decide Add It Keep Out

by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 December 1, 2020

HELP

1. Assistance with something/someone

2. What someone would say when they need assistance, often urgent.

3. A way that many people laugh in modern day, often unconsciously representing how someone would need help breathing if they were to laugh too hard at something.

1. "That person needs help moving those heavy boxes."

2. "Help! This puzzle is so difficult."

3. *Someone makes a funny joke*

"HELP. I can't breath, that was too funny haha!"

by the anchorman February 22, 2022