by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025
Get the I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Caremug. by catnoelle April 22, 2017
Get the Helmetmug. The term used to describe when a mans penis curves upward, the curvature tending to be more dramatic toward the head or 'helmet."
While spending quality time with my boyfriend, he became aroused while we made out on his bed. I yanked off his pants, surprised to see that his dick had a happy-helmet. It was practically smiling up at me.
by BombadierBillyGoat April 22, 2011
Get the Happy-helmetmug. Person 1 - "Omg i just cant stop thinking about touching the (tip)"
Person 2 replies- " You definately have (helmetitis)"
Person 2 replies- " You definately have (helmetitis)"
by RooBoy69 November 10, 2019
Get the helmetitismug. On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.
by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023
Get the River helmetmug. Basically, you laying there dead on the pavement with a white chalk outline of your dead carcass due to a large caliper weapon(like a .44) used to blow your brains out with one hollow tip. Leaving you lying there for everyone to see with your Helmet (slang obviously for head) Hung or Hanging in a Hung position.
Gangster #1 -"Holy Shit Blood, look at that dam cat over there chalked out in white!"
Gangster #2 "Oh shit, his helmet is def hangin! Yo, it must of been a "fo fo" for sho!" Now that's a Helmet Hang if I ever seen one!!!
Gangster #2 "Oh shit, his helmet is def hangin! Yo, it must of been a "fo fo" for sho!" Now that's a Helmet Hang if I ever seen one!!!
by WUGAMBINO January 29, 2022
Get the Helmet Hangmug. When a guy has a morning wood, sits to take a shit and the tip of him penis touches the edge of a toilet.
by Mctip July 10, 2016
Get the porcelain helmetmug.