Grandma

The one person that can cook in the family.

Cousin 1: this food is amazing!
Cousin 2: it was probably made by grandma.

by Glen Ellyn people December 16, 2018

Grandma

Noun. An elderly woman with bright and wrinkled skin, her hair is white. She is always next to me in everything. Many times give money. Happy if her family is happy too. Many times she says it hurts all of her but only you should take her soft, old hand must be caught and a give a kiss on the red face. All the little things are makes she happy. She is my second mother who raised me. You have a delicious smell, I love you mama.

My grandma is my everything.

by marzipancloud January 19, 2022

grandma

Most of them are pretty nice like mine but mine hates it when anyone drinks cold water 😭 🙏

Grandma: If you drink cold water then you will get cavities
Science: no

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 10, 2025

grandma

the best cookie maker

person 1: ugh these cookies are sooo good
person2: ikr?!?!
person 3: MY GRANDMAMA IS THE CHEEFFFFFF

by hooman___person November 4, 2020

Dirty grandma

When u screw ur grandpa in the ass but not with ur dick but with a corn on the cob

Stan: I don't want you amd grandpa doing the dirty grandma again plz it's thanks giveing we gotta eat the corn

by Themanwithideaz March 31, 2022

Grandma

The sexy beast you love

oh my god that grandma is so hot

by squidward_990 June 1, 2021

ur grandma have penis

Alongside the likes of "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian", "ur grandma have penis" is a phrase that can be used to absolutely D E C I M A T E someone in an argument

Gay kid 1: I fucking hate you and ur dad lesbian
Retarded child numero dos: lol ur grandma have penis
gay kid 1: SNHPye8U(JWDOMINHUB*YH*_UE)(IJNWHUSD&C)(IJHOISHU)IUHEF)*YDSA*YHF)syh0IEUFH

by Link6456 March 14, 2018