Gomerfuck

When one is told they're acting like a gomer, but continue to act like one.

Wow, Lindsay wont stop being a major Gomerfuck .

by Dylan O. February 21, 2008

govered

to get ripped off, fucked over, tricked into doing something, often due to a female advance or promise of something

James: "Hey man, I ended up doing Susan's homework for her - just 'cause she winked at me."
Bruce: "Ha ha, man, you got govered!"

by johnpiert June 13, 2012

Government Work

When you measure it with a micrometer, mark it with chalk, and cut it with a chainsaw.

Good enough for government work.

by Ga Bubblehead April 20, 2018

Dutch Governor

The individual who governs and or performs a dutch oven (fart under covers and hold blanket over head) on any individual including themselves.

As the dutch governor I command you to smell this fart under the blanket until I release you.

by Del Mar Dante January 11, 2012

government shout

1. Using a housing commision home as a party venue.
2. Spending the majority of your welfare on alcohol.
3. Getting government funding for a corroboree.

Kevin and Keith are headin' out to the new joint the housin' comish given 'em to smoke some yhandi and drink some meffo.

by La Douche April 13, 2004

government

A tool used to take advantage of the masses.

Thanks to the government, large corporations can walk all over the population!

by Chairman Lao April 28, 2010

Government

It can come in all types,
Communism, Fascism or just your normal average government... either way however none of them are really what they say they are or what they are "supposed" to be.
All of them are meant to "somehow" help the country and people, ESPECIALLY the people. They SHOULD be helping the people, however they do not.

In fact they are actually if anything for themselves but most importantly they are for the corporations. (Wal-Mart i'm talking about you.)
They end up using most of the money that you pay them through taxes to support corporations. Its an endless circle fueled by greed. The government just doesn't seem to care... and... when did they anyway?

The Government is full of greedy ass holes who don't even care about the people anymore but instead about making sure big companies are still funding them.

by The Angry Girl October 24, 2010