gloser

Not just a regular loser, but a fakin-g loser.

He's not just a loser, he's a gloser!

by beesyboo April 13, 2011

goober snorkel

someone who snorkels goobers

Berlin Green is a goober snorkel.

by jA_mes July 8, 2011

goober sploshen

An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.

She gave a mean goober sploshen, I can still smell iron through my sinuses.

by dickstrips May 20, 2014

Gooder

To be better than someone

Dan is gooder at smash brothers than zach

by TurboDick559 July 13, 2016

Gooberduked

To be pranked or fooled in a workplace or a school. Usually without malicious intent, only for the purpose of a joke.

Employee 1: so yesterday my friend dropped some laxatives in my coffee during the meeting for April fools.
Employee 2: man what an asshole
Employee 1: yeah, totally gooberduked me.

Pranked fooled

by Leon Carmichael June 30, 2016

gooberduked

To be punked, fooled, or pranked intentionally by someone else. Usually without malicious intent.

Employee 1: so the other day, my friend put laxitives in my coffee during the buisness meeting.
Employee 2: man what an asshole
Employee 1: yeah, he totally gooberduked me there.

Punked fooled pranked

by Leon Carmichael June 29, 2016

gooberduked

To be pranked or prank someone with intent of disrupting their life in a way that is fun for you.

Guy 1: So the other day, I stapled my cousins driving violations on the inside of his job resume.
Guy 2: Man you totally gooberduked him!

Pranked rekt

by Leon Carmichael June 7, 2016