booty goblin 

Exactly what you would expect.

But not what you expect.

Person 1: Man, Yuri is such a booty goblin...
Person 2: I know right!

booty goblin by Dunsparce Meta April 22, 2018

Poop Goblin 

A poop goblin is a goblin who comes up from the toilet drain while you’re pooping and proceeds to force your poop back into your anal canal. Poop goblins are known for having very strong arms and a hatred for poop.

Elijah: Omg my asshole hurts so bad!
Rozlyn: Why Elijah?
Elijah: Last night my poop goblin tore my anus forcing my fecal matter back into my anal cavity!!

Poop Goblin by yeetodahaww October 31, 2019

Pocket Goblin 

A word to describe your small friends

(friend 1): "(friend 2) is so small that they're a pocket goblin!"

Pocket Goblin by Saki_<3 January 15, 2021

Slot Goblin 

A lonely, lifeless waste of human potential (normally overweight) that wastes all of their money pressing the same button on a slot machine whilst sipping Diet Coke.

That slot goblin Cole took sold all of my baby formula so he could play Starburst again!

Slot Goblin by Keemmcmeme December 26, 2021

rizz goblin 

to be able to pull hella hoes with no green

"Emilio once turned into a rizz goblin and fuqqed all them hoes."

rizz goblin by Kanye THE south December 13, 2022

Beverage Goblin 

A person that needs at least three different kinds of beverages around in order to function in their daily life.

This beverage goblin is going to have a meltdown if we don't get her some kombucha.

Beverage Goblin by GoodishBookish February 19, 2023

High-Chair Goblin 

A tiny goblin that parents bring to restaurants and seat at a high-chair at the end of the table to throw shit at people eating.

The waitress was serving our meals when the High-Chair Goblin threw crackers at her and threw up all over my food!

High-Chair Goblin by CuntSmash May 6, 2019