Greasy Clapper

Essentially a wicked slapshot in hockey. When a player takes a one timer, heavy slapshot towards the goalie.
The Dman passed the puck over to the winger for a greasy clapper from the circle.
by Hockey junky March 29, 2018
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Greasy scotty b

You grab 2 chicks and both of them fart in your foreskin, blowing it up like a balloon, once it gets to maximum girth, you nut all over the chicks with the high pressured semen cannon you created, once your finished you call up a friend to clean it up using their pubes as a mop
Hey bro! Later we should call up Harlee and ayda for a Greasy scotty b and maybe we’ll bring Luke as cleanup
by AveryFarthing772 April 05, 2024
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Greasy Gobble

The classy act of giving a gentleman fellatio with a mouthful of chips.
“Yer’ve never ‘ad a greasy gobble? You’ll love it, mate. It’s where I nosh yer off wi’ a gobful o’ chips”.
by jspam April 04, 2019
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Greasy Dick

Millenial slang.
Positively toned and/or negatively toned.
It is not normal to have a greasy dick. The term "greasy dick, was made up due to the famous restaurant "Greasy Dick" in Denmark. Ever since the term has been used by the top 0.002% of intellectuals in Denmark. These "intellectuals" are worshipped like gods by their fellow lesser humans
Hey, wanna go to "Greasy Dick" today?
Greasy Dick? *Wink*
by Skinken January 28, 2019
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Greasy Thumb

When you stick your thumb up your anus whilst masturbating.
Babe usually gives himself the greasy thumb when he wants himself.
by Hank the Yank April 01, 2016
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Greasy Peanut

A young boy who gels his hair until it becomes flat and greasy.
Omg did you see greasy peanut in class today?

Yup his hair was so greasy.

Totally
by Nugget7 January 05, 2017
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Greasy Slinky

After you, and your buddy are finished double teaming a female from both ends (and thus have "greased her up" from both said ends), you throw her down the stairs. If done right she will look like a slinky going down the stairs.
Dude, that chic from last night really wanted to have breakfast together. I told her I got a better idea: I called Aaron over and we did a greasy slinky on her, then closed the door behind us big bro high five.
by Al Texass April 26, 2023
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