Doing a Gary

-Unwilling to work overtime(unless given ample notice...)

Q: Gary can you work this weekend?
A: Well I will if I have to, and I want it to be recorded that I am available to work, but if other people want to work then I would like them to be considered before me.
Q: So is that a yes or a no?
A: It’s a yes in terms of volunteering, but if possible, it is a no. I just need more notice for these things.
Q: So your doing a Gary?
A: Well......

by Ed Shears February 25, 2008

HB Gary

The internet security firm that was hacked by Anonymous and had it's internal emails and memos leaked to public. Anonymous helped reveal that the company was illegally targeting journalists sympathetic to Wikileaks and selling the US Government illegal hacking tools such as rootkits and other malware. In addition, the emails showed they were being hired by Bank of America to target Wikileaks itself with online attacks. The CEO had to resign because of the scandal generated by the emails.

HB Gary threatened Anonymous
Anonymous completely owned HB Gary, tapping their phones, stealing their emails and databases, deleting their back-ups and wiping out the CEO's I-pad and hacking his Twitter account.
Don't fuck with Anonymous

by Anonymous83063601 May 5, 2011

Mary/Gary Sueing

Usually used in the rules of RPG's which means someone creating the perfect character which has no flaws.

1: I was amazing and had a perfect personality!
2: You can't do that, Thats MARY/GARY SUEING!

by Rpger July 7, 2011

Young Gary

Anal virginity

"My boss still has his Young Gary." Line cook
"Why do you know this about your boss?" Fellow line cook
"We share because we care."

by Toast witda most May 19, 2018

Mark & Gary

To pull a Mark and Gary is to a have sexual relation with another by touching yourself in front of the said partner and they do the same

Joanna- Did you hear about Emil and his ex last week?
Isabelle- Yea he pulled a Mark & Gary

by slimvicc March 10, 2022

whacking the gary

common misconception for "whacking the carrot"

another term for masturbation

"Yeahhhh....so i was whacking the gary the other, and I ran out of lube, so I just used mayonaise."

by ssullivan April 18, 2006

Greasy gary

A human being, generally male, with unlimited amounts of grease.
Can be used to describe a really greasy action.

Buddy 1: oh man I'm starving
Buddy 2: (just cooked a jacks frozen pizza) I need to hang a leak
Buddy 1: greases a couple slices of jacks
Buddy 2: (comes back from pissin) oh u greasy gary
Buddy 3: oh what a greasy gary

Example 2
Buddy 1 comes home from work and finds buddy 2 greasin a movie before church. Buddy 3 says oh you greasy gary, get to church

by Super Sal 3.0 November 23, 2018