by Don Everest April 08, 2005
Friend: "Where is Josh? The party starts in like half an hour and we're already late"
You: "Typical Josh, I bet she is still at home letting the dog in the garden"
You: "Typical Josh, I bet she is still at home letting the dog in the garden"
by Pewpew Boom December 21, 2017
While getting a blowjob, you find you really need to pee. You suggest through body language that you're going to cum, but instead grab the back of their head and piss in their mouth.
My friend's mom was blowing me but I realized that she was ugly so I pulled out my Alabama Garden Hose.
by Uncle Screwj May 06, 2017
the act of shoving an Olive Garden breadstick up one's ass and performing anal sex while using alfredo sauce as lube
by butter-flies January 24, 2023
by butter-flies January 24, 2023
One who is constantly digging or picking their crevasses (ass, balls, nose or ear) and inspecting what they find.
Everytime I look up I see that boy digging in his nose and checking it out. He would make a great constant garden inspector
by T-Cracker December 27, 2018
A story about an Edmonton man in his garden ramming a garden hose firmly and cleanly up his ass and turning on the hose literally filling his asscheeks with water as a form of ritual he saw online (4Chan) to get rid of his passionate and explosive homosexuality by "cleansing" his insides, however the ritual didn't work (obviously)and instead made him even more homosexual, now craves a different kind of hose with a different kind of liquid in his ass.
by Rionox February 27, 2023