help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk

by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016

Funk Gunk

An oozing or pulsing liquid which is emitted from a penis during sexual activity

Person A: Hey Baby, let’s get funky 😉

Person B: ok, but none of that funk gunk on my face this time…

by h31l0 August 28, 2021

PRE FUNK

You know what pre funk is? huh its like pre game but for the hip and cool. come on guys you right, right? guy? hello? - Killeah

pre funk is like when you guys party before the party you know guys

by Killeah September 9, 2022

Funk

A word used when a man fingers a sexy girl’s stinky, blue cheese smelling pussy and then smells his fingers

“Girl yo pussy smell some funk!”

by Slappyass35 June 16, 2019

Funk Tree

A very blonde, very large penis.

Did you see Christian's funk tree last night?

No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cows came home.

by hotdishultimate July 9, 2009

funk

funk is a better word for disgusting or nasty. You have to say like before you say funk or else you are saying it wrong!

"ew that girl over there smells like funk"

by meltedcurlyfries July 17, 2021

Reverend of Funk

A reverend specialised in all that is funk.

Eric is most definitely the Reverend of Funk.

by EricTheReverendofFunk February 4, 2010