by greenslimeee September 22, 2018

A commonly unknown and forgotten system used to represent how much you care about some one. The system works along with the metric system having: Milifucks, Centifucks, Fucks and Kilofucks. Usually when measuring the amount of fucks that some one gives towards another or something that happened a device called a Fuckometer is used. This will be a way to accurately determine how many fucks where given. Commonly 10-100 fucks are given in a situation, but in hard times and other uncommon events 3 kilofucks can occur. Current world record is held after a man named Elija Volk realized his girlfriend had a dick. 34.47 Kilofucks
Holy shit I just stubbed my toe
Bitch I dont give a goddamn fuck if your damn wife is gay
Fuckometer - 0 Fucks Given
Bitch I dont give a goddamn fuck if your damn wife is gay
Fuckometer - 0 Fucks Given
by BoysB4Toys May 29, 2018

by Hulkhammer64 March 25, 2019

The 1 fucking word i fucking use fucking every-fucking-where even in this fucking sentence describing fuck. fuck this fucking shit fucktard.
by coolkitten686 November 20, 2020

verb-to have sex with someone mainly found on www.pornhub.com youre welcome. now delete your search history
by brattystepsis July 3, 2019
