flap flakes

Dandruff of the vagina.

Yeah bro I thought it was snowing when I went down on her. Turns out it was just flap flakes.

by Plsbnice69 June 21, 2020

Flaps and panels

The layers of tissue contained within the vagina. This includes the labia, both inner and outer, clitoris, and the ducts that lubricate when sexual arousal begins.

How some gay men may describe a vagina.

"Eew, I hate the idea of those flaps and panels"

"I would never put my dick in so many... flaps and.... panels!"

"women, with all your flaps and panels"

by real mackoy February 18, 2010

Flap-jacking

Flatulence while sitting on the floor of a shower.

After a combination of Indian food and a long night, Susan often finds herself the next dat flap-jacking during her morning shower.

by Professor Know-A-Lotta March 9, 2021

Scupper flap

When a woman has unusually long but fairly narrow and fishy smelling labia minora. Not unlike the adipose flap of a golden tilefish.

Man, I went to go down on this girl last night and she had a scupper flap. The appearance didn’t bother me but the smell ruined the moment.

by Swivel mi timbers September 12, 2021

Bitch Flaps

Vaginal lips that are clearly visible through pants. Particularly lips that are hanging on bloth sides of the seam. Also referred to as camel toe or moose knuckles (the larger of the two varieties.)

1. Holy shit Jared! Check out the bitch flaps on that one!

by SnowmanND October 6, 2020

Cactus flaps

Long, thin, flat feet

Did you see that guy stumbling around the store with those cactus flaps? He knocked half the aisle down and didn't even notice.

by Flappyflap October 3, 2020

floppy flaps

Pouring ketchup onto a girls flaps and then proseeding to insert your penis into the vagina

Bro I gave my girl floppy flaps last night

by Dan Simpson January 22, 2018