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Fan Fiction

An extremely creepy, and often perverted, form of writing, if it can be called that. Usually the author is a crazed Fangirl who either wants to add themselves into a story, or have a love life with a celebrity they otherwise have no chance with, or pair two people in a way that should honestly never come to mind. Fan Fiction is often badly written by illiterates, and usually features some, quite frankly, disturbing scenes. I advise anyone who still has their sanity, or something similar to it, to steer clear of fan fiction. It's traumatising, and truly, you'll never be the same again.
Some strange fangirl wrote a fan fiction call The Milk Fic. No one will ever recover from this.
by CrusaderAgainstFanFiction January 6, 2014
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Fearection

Fear that you might get an erection soon.

You know what I'm talking about.
Shawn, every time that I see your mom, I get a fearection.
Sorry it had to be so public.
by blinktoday August 29, 2009
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fiction

"There's too much fiction in real-life these days. Many things which people say are real are actually fiction. Political scandals are now fiction these days, because it's been such an ultra-hot topic for so long that everyone has exaggerated it. When people exaggerate reality, it becomes fiction."
-me
by Dave November 30, 2004
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Directioner

A fandom for a band of homosexuals and are mostly made up of 12 year olds and single moms
jessie:im such a Directioner
Cory: you're a fan of a bunch of homos
by Cory Bryson January 1, 2014
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Directioner

Most likely obsessed crazy retards that love the band so much that they will spy on the five at any time. It's amazing that these "fans" will do anything for them. They are the most inconsiderate people I've ever seen. Although 1D has no musical talent at all but yet the fans still love them.
by BloodMoney125 September 16, 2013
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One Direction

The hottest boy band in the fucking world like omg im not even kidding these guys are so fucking hot that i just wanna drink all of their sperms and i want them to shit in my mouth and i want to swallow their shit anf ythen throw it up and then shove my vomit one direction shit up my ass hole and lick my finger after im done, then i want them to take turns fucking me in my pussy until i fucking cum my skelleton and i want them to cut their testicles off and shove their chopped off testicles up my vagina.

I masturbate to them during lunch in the girls bathroom of my school. One time, i fingered myself so hard to one direction that blood came out of my vagina and i licked it off the toilet seat and them spit it out and rubbed it into my vagina lips.
God they are so hot and make me so fucking horny. I cant even fucking stand it.
Entry in my diary:

Dear diary,
I wish i could suck on oine direction's fucking dicks. I want them to spray me down with my sperm and i wanna poop on their chest and watch them eat my poop while i finger myself with poop smeared on my finger. I want one direction to bite my fallopian tubes off with their fucking teeth and drink my period juice and i wanna nomnom all of their fucking testicles and have them shove prostate juice up my ass hole and them i want them to stick a finger in my ass hole and i want to suck the prostate juice off their fucking fingers and then i want them to shove their penises in my ear hole and spary sperm in my ear until i cant hear anymore and i want to eat their shit and drink my own period and i want to feed them my butt hole wax with my fucking finger and i want to drink their sperm. Thats what i want to do to one direction.
by XxSuperHotOneDirectionBabeFanx September 8, 2012
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