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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you scream that when someone starts crying at a funeral be4 it started

(pussy cries): weee... you: cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by vonsgetback May 10, 2023

Pay the fuck up drew

When you have to convince a male usually named drew that he owes for a typo

You was wrong pay the fuck up drew

by Pixie pic December 15, 2022

shut the fuck up

secret signal for when you are playing rainbow six siege and you friend asks you who he wants you to play. this means to play doc or support operators

Friend: Who do you want me to play
You: Shut the fuck up
Friend: Alright

by novaukulele May 15, 2024

shutting the fuck up

A act of kindness to everyone around by letting them not hear your voice.

Person 1: (Quotes overused meme.)

Person 2: Ever heard of shutting the fuck up?

by completebruhmoment21 February 18, 2021

Shut the fuck up!

A person or a group of people saying a person to be quiet/shut up in a vulgar way

PERSON 1: Hey dude, can you shut the fuck up! I'm trying to listen to rap

PERSON 2: Since how did you went into my conversation! Don't sneak in like that!

by ARandomDude_thaty0uusedtokn07w November 28, 2024

Fucked up fruit

An ugly girl that you can't quite explain. In context think of women as fruits, and the fucked up fruits are the ones that don't get bought at the supermarket and get thrown out and eaten by bums.

Friend: "Bro check out that ugly chick"
Me: "Eww dude thats one fucked up fruit"

by Khwizzle October 26, 2010