FTOW

Fuck Ten Other Women. A tactic used by men to get over their ex's.

Guy1: Man, I know my ex cheated on me with 3 other guys...at the same time...but I still love her.

Guy2: Hah! FTOW and see if you still feel that way.

by kaib0rg September 25, 2007

ftumpch

This word is actually from the 80's British BBC sitcom "The Young One's". It aired on MTV on Sunday nights. The series only ran for 3 seasons. It was a huge, huge hit in Britain.

In one particular episode, two demons are sitting around having a conversation while torturing a man via electrical shocks and horrible music. One of them is named "Ftumpch". During the course of their conversation is it revealed that the only way they can materialize in our world is if someone says their name. Ftumpch laments that due to his ridiculous name, he hardly ever gets called.

Sure enough, later in the episode, one of the main characters, Rick, the prissy Socialist mama's-boy, says Ftumpch's name, and poof he appears and sets off trying to torture anyone who will sit still long enough.

Rick: "All one needs is a 'Ftumpch', from the local authority."

Neal: "What's a 'ftumpch'?"

by 1078feba October 9, 2007

ftf

Fuck the Feds

FTF, free my dawg Dee Nasty

by JuanV April 26, 2010

FTR

On Yelp, this acronym is used for First to Review.

Well done on the FTR for Cafe Eight.

by Oregonark May 4, 2016

FTC

Abbreviation for the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus, one of the most important mathematical results ever discovered.

Person A: OMG how do I find the area under this curve?
Person B: Nigga please... just use FTC.

Person A: Damn nigga u right

by mynameisanonymous666666 April 6, 2020

FTW

An acronym for "Fuck The World".

Teacher: You have a 600 word essay due by the end of the period. Starting now.

Student: *Ugh, FTW.

by xKalanjah March 8, 2009

ftio

fuck this, I'm off

Its starting to get hairy and close to where you are. So you say FTIO!!!

by free2go October 25, 2008