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that'll be the frosty friday 

that day will never come; don't hold your breath.

Need a Frosty 

v. - To be grouchy enough to warrant a walk to the nearest Wendy's and have your friends buy you a Frosty in an attempt to help you feel better. Usually displayed by pouty chipmunk cheeks.
Look at Nick's pouty chipmunk cheeks. He's gonna need a Frosty after the football game.
Need a Frosty by YAMuffin October 19, 2005

junior frosty 

When one sticks one's dick in a block of ice then jacks off
Bro I can't believe Justin gave himself a Junior Frosty. That shit must have hurt.
junior frosty by EerieEagle October 10, 2017

Wasilla Frosty 

Snorting coke off an oil drum in Alaska. Outside of summer, anything stored outside in Alaska generally has a dusting of snow on it, so anything snorted would have some real snow and ice in it.
In the new Sarah Palin biography, she does a Wasilla Frosty
Wasilla Frosty by dougr100 September 18, 2011

A frosty steamer 

When you cum in a condom, freeze it and then have the girl eat it.
Dude I have my girl a frosty steamer last night!
A frosty steamer by Wert123 June 2, 2015

Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics 

Just too complicated for any human to understand outside of Dave Thomas (founder of Wendys), Charlie Sheen (Warlock), and Stephen Hawking (He's fucking british, what need be said)
Jeff-"These fucking Frostys here at wendys are bomb!"

Osiris-"Oh I know man, Its these Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics. I only wish i could understand."

Stephen Hawking-"You'll die before you understand Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics"

Charlie Sheen-"Dying is for fools"