The most unlucky day in the calendar. Justified fear of this day is called paraskevidekatriaphobiaor friggatriskaidekaphobia. You could get run over, your house could burn down, you could run into a long-lost evil boyfriend, or you could fall down a flight of stairs and subsequently die of neumonia.
Shit, it's fuckin Friday 13th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's no fuckin way I'm gettin out of bed!
*Snore*
Oh, jeeeez, I just choked on my own phlegm.
There's no fuckin way I'm gettin out of bed!
*Snore*
Oh, jeeeez, I just choked on my own phlegm.
by Paraskevidekatriaphobiac February 13, 2004
Get the Friday 13thmug. Originally a "cool Gadget" (inappropiratly classified!) manufactured by "Nexxtech" a pseudonyme for Radioshack(Intertan) Canada. This "modern convenience" consists of a hammer which has a bottle opener at the back of the head where the nail puller would be. Apperently the RD department of this company forsaw people being in need of both of these tools at same time. I personally can not count the number of times I have opened a bottle of chilled beverage and suddenly be overwhelmed with the urge to hammer a few nails. (all "getting hammered" and "getting nailed" jokes to one side please *frustrated sigh*)
The flaws of this product are many however the most astounding are thus:
The poor construction of the device leaves the neck too week to hammer even the smallest of nails into the softest of surfaces without denting or breaking the neck severely. More to the point, this same flaw prevents getting any real leverage when opening bottles of any size without bending the neck completely in half.
Also, the bottle opener itself fails to meet any sort of standerd bottle size (if there is such a thing) and therefore will not fit most of the bottles one my attempt to open. This may have disasterous results.
This product has caused many a sales associate all over the country to atapt such phrases as the following:
The flaws of this product are many however the most astounding are thus:
The poor construction of the device leaves the neck too week to hammer even the smallest of nails into the softest of surfaces without denting or breaking the neck severely. More to the point, this same flaw prevents getting any real leverage when opening bottles of any size without bending the neck completely in half.
Also, the bottle opener itself fails to meet any sort of standerd bottle size (if there is such a thing) and therefore will not fit most of the bottles one my attempt to open. This may have disasterous results.
This product has caused many a sales associate all over the country to atapt such phrases as the following:
"That new DSM... yeah, usless as a friday hammer."
"Well look at this new product. Nice flashy blue LEDs. Looks about as necessary as a friday hammer".
"ok everyone, lets show the new RSM were smarter than a shelf full of friday hemmers."
"Well look at this new product. Nice flashy blue LEDs. Looks about as necessary as a friday hammer".
"ok everyone, lets show the new RSM were smarter than a shelf full of friday hemmers."
by fudge February 19, 2005
Get the friday hammermug. by Zach1974274 March 29, 2019
Get the Freaky Fridaymug. a noun describing a friday in which you and a couple friends got high off a joint. it can also be used at a greeting.
by aichi May 17, 2008
Get the Happy Fridaymug. The Act of receiving an email on a Friday from a co-worker containing a large selection of fap worthy tit shots
Hippy: its almost time guys
Team: Time for what Hippy??
Hippy: Time for Friday BOOBS!
Hippy: its almost time guys
Team: Time for what Hippy??
Hippy: Time for Friday BOOBS!
by cdawggg June 5, 2014
Get the Friday Boobsmug. Lara: OMG, Becky, he turned to say something and ended up kssing my ear.
Becky: What a friday moment.
Becky: What a friday moment.
by TheDiscovererOfTHeFridayMoment July 14, 2010
Get the Friday Momentmug. by Pmdmnym July 13, 2015
Get the Friday Evemug.