Senator Smith has recalled the word and or phrase “HOMOSEXUAL” finding it highly offensive in due nature, instead Senator Smith has renamed the Male gender “TURD FLEX”.
And Rim shot. Figure it out.
And Rim shot. Figure it out.
Gary and Tom have a secret gentlemen’s club they force on Government officials at nite time if you are in the closet. Senator Smith calls the Turd Flex out tho. Ride high Pence…ride high.
by Atombombe August 8, 2025
Get the Turd Flexmug. by ThisCup September 19, 2022
Get the Ghost Flexmug. A tape type of product from flex seal™, mostly known from the two videos of jontron; "waterproofing my life with FLEX TAPE - Jontron" and "FLEX TAPE II: the flexening - Jontron". The company has made many commercials and Phil Swift is in most of them telling us the many used of flex tape. It can instantly bond in to almost anything and can stop any leak. Plus, some of them even work underwater!
Phil: Flex tape is super strong and when Its on, it holds on tight!
Jon: *shook* no Phil you're super strong.
Jon: *shook* no Phil you're super strong.
by Pixel41 December 18, 2018
Get the Flex tapemug. The act of bragging, recounting, one-upping, about a traumatic life event - physical (i.e. road rash, bad cramps, etc.), medical emergency (anything from a splinter to a widowmaker heart attack), mental health related (“The cheese slid off my cracker in 20__”), major life event (someone you loved croaked or croaked themselves), or emotionally inflicted (from a breakup to being gang raped by a whole Archdiocese of priests and nuns), even bemoaning one’s racial plight and/or difficulties associated with their sexuality/gender identification/you-name-it.
It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
(Ned): “Did I tell you that I endured four weeks of chest pains before I had my heart attack, stroke, and Exploding Colon Syndrome?”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne July 14, 2025
Get the Trauma flexingmug. Person 1: Mate have a go at that 79
Person 2: It's a crime to even call it a 4x4 the things got less flex than a Datsun 1200
Person 2: It's a crime to even call it a 4x4 the things got less flex than a Datsun 1200
by You've been chopped. September 10, 2021
Get the Flexmug. by flex mashing bih March 18, 2021
Get the flex mashingmug. by lengler December 17, 2013
Get the flex couplemug.