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Five dollar millionaire

A person who spends every dime the get, can't save, and is always broke.
by mattballew June 26, 2016
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Five-pack

A gift given to a friend whereby you buy a six-pack of beer, or some similar beverage, but drink one before you give it to them.
I was going to give Jeremy a five-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon, but I hate PBR, so I got him Yuengling instead.
by carayzi July 20, 2016
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Five dollar douche bag

Job Description and Duties
Five dollar douche bags perform several duties during a typical shift. Five dollar douche bags assist Subway customers with orders, prepare food to customer specifications, operate cash registers, and complete other jobs assigned by a Subway manager. Five dollar douche bags with Subway also field customer questions and complaints about personnel or products. Five dollar douche bags may need to complete other duties apart from customer service, including cleaning and stocking. Five dollar douche bags at Subway may need to clean kitchen, restaurant, and restroom areas as well as stock food goods when supply runs low.
by DaddyLongLeg5 June 8, 2017
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Five-letter shopping

Shopping for any high-end or opulent brand that has five letters in the name such as Gucci, Fendi (Roma), Dolce (and Gabbana) , Prada, Louie (Vuitton), Saint (Laurent), David (Yurman), Coach or any other five letter , which originated from the Philly based, award-winning novel Gypsy Lane: A Love Drama.
I just came back from King of Prussia mall, doing some five-letter shopping.
If he's really a baller, tell him to take you five-letter shopping.
You might be over your head with her. She only deals with guys that can take her five-letter shopping.
by VdDdororVvVVVVVVvv December 10, 2017
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Five Finger Fairy

When a guy jizzes on your face and then immediately dusts it with a handful of glitter.

Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter
"Susan, why is your face so iridescent?"
"Oh, my boyfriend just gave me a Five Finger Fairy"
by Paleslayer May 31, 2018
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Five Dollar Shotgun

saying something stupid because you have no knowledge about the subject that your speaking on. AND/OR, Saying something stupid purely based on emotion, not based on reality or fact.
I usually love reading the avtimes.com comments section. Everyone’s popping off like five dollar shotguns and making themselves look dumb. Everyone except for “Some Guy”... That dude is cool.
by XXNeanersXX September 22, 2018
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Five year fuckboy phase

A period every girl or guy goes through , when they date or are attracted to fuckboys . Usually happens within your twenties , and lasts about 5 years
“Ugh , why are guys like this?”

- Babe , you’re in the five year fuckboy phase
by Five year fuckboy phase October 24, 2018
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