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TESTI-FACTS

HAVING A TESTIMONY WITH FACTS TO PROVE
TATIANA HAS TESTI-FACTS THAT LAVINIA IS A EXCELLENT COOK
by The swirl November 8, 2022
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Fact buddy

A fact buddy is an individual with whom one exchanges factual information on a frequent or infrequent basis.

There are rarely discrete terms of commitment or participation agreed upon verbally or in writing between the concerned parties. The very nature of the bond between fact buddy and fact buddy is a deep understanding and appreciation for facts. Presumably, both individuals are lifelong learners that act as sponsers to each other, offering a safe and encouraging environment where one may share knowledge without being deemed pretentious or condescending.
“Hey Dude, how bout this weather eh? Gorgeous sunrise!! Sweet surfing mate!”
“Yeah brah. It may look nice, but I read that the color is often due to the level of pollution in the air.”
“Seriously? I never knew that. Interesting.”
“True story. Can you hand me my blue sun sunnies dude?”
“They’re actually cyan.”
Righteous dude. We both learned something today and didn’t take insult. We are the best fact buddies!”

in the office ten years later ..

“Can you hand me that pen dude?This pencil is smudging everywhere.”
“Actually, this pen is a gel pen, which is notably far less superior than a fine print ball point steel barrel .3 mm pen. -If smudging is the variable you are most concerned with. -You could do gel, but you want to make sure you have quality paper that can absorb the ink quickly as it takes longer to dry than a ball point. Otherwise you may find the pencil more tolerable.”
“Thanks fact buddy, do you happen to have one I can borrow? I’ll have to look in to getting better writing utensils!”
“We make the best recommendations for one another.”
“I know. I love your smiles encrusted knowledge bombs.”
by Contriveme July 4, 2018
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Fact

A fact is what can be unquestionably and unquestionably established. When establishing a fact, an objective approach is necessary, which in science must be supported by exact proof. In philosophy, a rational method is necessary, with impartial re-examination, without interfering with belief
Person 1 : Wanna hear a kewl fact?
Person 2 : Sure m8
Person 1 : Did you know that you can sleep with your eyes open?
Person 2 : Wow I didnt know that thats a kewl fact.
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fact got

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Holy Fact

Sometimes a piece of factual information is worthy of the gospel.
this is a reading from the gospel according to matthew; That is a HOLY FACT man.
by Mcphil69 October 9, 2020
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facts

A term used to agree with something/someone
" i fucking love feet man"
"facts bruh"
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The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check

One of the dumbest things to come out of Sen. J.D. Vance's mouth during the 2024 Vice Presidential Debate against Gov. Tim Walz.
"The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check." -J.D. Vance

October 1, 2024
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