Facescaping

Shaving.

You look like you need to spend some time Facescaping, just a big-ol chin of pubes.

by TheWorldsMostAwkwardMan May 29, 2011

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Facesh

Phonetic abbreviation for the word facetious.

Typically coupled with the word "no" (i.e. "no facesh") as another way of saying "seriously" or "for serious".

Also pronounced and spelled "fasheesh" or "faceesh".

Another way of saying "seriously":

"Man, that dude was hella rude, NO FACESH."

To be half serious, leaning on mostly serious:

"You smell really really gross right now. You should put deodorant on. Obnoxious laughter. FACEESH! But really though."

When a joke isn't funny:

"That's so funny. FASHEESH."

by JallenAbubo November 14, 2012

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FaceSlave

A person who has developed a dependency on Facebook.

Emily is a FaceSlave. She spends every waking moment on Facebook telling everyone what she is doing, where she is or what handbag she has just bought.

by ghi07 July 20, 2012

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Factarded

Someone who is incapable of understanding the difference between an actually factually documented occurrence and opinion, myth, urban legends and outright lies. May be applied to conspiracy theorists, science deniers and religious fundamentalists. This is the kind of person who will be certain that the drunk guy next to him at the bar knows some kind of great secret when thousands of witnesses, documented evidence and hours of video footage prove otherwise. Note that this should not apply to people in cases where a true difference of opinion may take place, such as political ideology or favorite sports teams, but only in cases where a person seems incapable of accepting massive amounts of empirical evidence.

Alice: "There is no evidence to support that humans contribute to global warming. It's a conspiracy between scientists so Al-Qaeda can keep our oil."

Bob: "What the hell, are you factarded or something?"

by DrBruz January 27, 2015

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