Facebook friendzy 

What you engage in when you first join Facebook and you spend all your time searching for people to be friends with so you won't look like a loser.

Me: Jill finally joined Facebook today, and she spent the whole day at work in a Facebook friendzy.

You: Well, yeah...Nobody wants to look like a loser because they only have 3 friends!

Facebook friendzy by wordy birdy October 16, 2009

facebook stakeout

the act of lurking on facebook until the right person appears in your online friends list. and then waiting some more until you get the balls to talk to them.

a facebook stakeout can be very boring, but that thirty seconds where you ask the person what your english homework was and then try to make a conversation out of it is so rewarding.

facebook stakeout by fuckyouguysi'mgoinghome97124 November 16, 2009

Facebook loneliness 

A person with like 200+ friends but still feels the urge to post status updates on how bored or lonely they are. most likey for generated sympathy.

Girl : sigh ill just watch a movie by myself tonight
Guy : you have so many friends and none of them wanna hang out with you, thats just facebook loneliness

Facebook loneliness by noobness January 27, 2010

Facebook Gremlin 

When someone nobody likes adds everybody on Facebook, then continues to creep on them. Then, eventually they try to get with you in person.

Dude, Facebook Gremlin Kelly was creepin all up on those guys on Facebook. She keeps adding everyone!

Facebook Gremlin by Kellycockblock May 25, 2010

Facebook deep 

adj.
1. The act of presenting yourself as an enlightened genius by copying posts that you get from others.

2.The act of hiding the jacked-upness of your life through the use of words of wisdom.

Clara is not impressed by Michael's attitude because she knows he is only Facebook deep

Facebook deep by O-keydoke June 13, 2010

Facebook obvious 

when two people flirt on facebook, and it's obvious that they like each other

Girl 1: I don't know how Manny feels about me.
Girl 2: It's pretty facebook obvious that he likes you.
Girl 1: What does that even mean?
Girl2: It means that he is always flirting with you on facebook.

Facebook obvious by superbadedgar May 9, 2011

facebook dumped 

When your boyfriend or girlfriend breaks up with you on facebook before telling you in person.

"I found out my boyfriend broke up with me from my friend who saw the change on his profile! I can't believe I got facebook dumped!"

facebook dumped by Amy Oscar February 13, 2007