eric gildehaus

A major simp (and he has a girlfriend)

person 1: she is so hot
Person 2: dude you have a girlfriend

Person 1: i know that doesn't mean i can't have a mistress

Person 2: you're and Eric Gildehaus

by The spongebob squarpants May 29, 2020

Eric Castanheira

decorated his house with carrots

hi my name is Eric Castanheira and i decorated my house with carrots

by I've been spotted hehe January 29, 2021

erics straight

Cap

erics straight is cap

by Obesebeast69 May 2, 2021

Eric Wong

A really fucking amazing person. Eric is a caring guy who has a weird humor. He would pick up rubbish on the street and texts his girlfriend in the shower.

"what kind of bees make milk"
"stop being an Eric Wong"

by AReallyCoolPiglet December 22, 2018

Eric Lachapelle

A thief who will get violent. Has short brown hair, tattoos on his hands, likes to lie, white, 5 ft 9in tall and weighs 220 lbs. If you see this guy he is in the middle of breaking in to your house. He can be seen around Washington county, last seen as a taxi driver. Fucking SCUMBAG

My name is Eric Lachapelle and I am a wrestler and was a firefighter.

by Buyerbeware June 9, 2019

Nils-eric

Sexy, Santa Claus, most amazing person in the world

Nils-Eric is so fucking sexy

by Pery12 December 12, 2016

eric ruzicka

Eric is a hick guy that has a bunch of friends. He is really nice and is most likely a swimmer. Because he is a hick, he drives a truck of some sort. Everyone tries to replicate his phisique but he is one of a kind. (Also known as Semi). He is pretty studly.

Eric Ruzicka hopped in his chevy and drove his lifted truck through the mud

by Ecruz February 6, 2014