by Spyrolander April 5, 2022

Eli is a name for handsom, smart, rich, loving young man. He may not always know how to express his feeling but he would do anything for the girl of his dreams most commonly known as Morgan, Alexis, Allison, Michelle, Tessa, Abigail. Eli may not be the most “hot” man but his penis size definley makes up for that.
by Shawntheswan617412 November 21, 2021

This guy love to eat pussy but is known to "supposedly" told to suck some SERIOUS dick, wants to stick his penis in some pussy and sometimes little children. Forget that last part actually the Feds might sh
by EliMarlowe March 11, 2015

An assist where the pass had little to no affect on if a point was scored, yet still receives an assist.
Teammate scored & still got an assist even though you last touched the ball 10 seconds ago? Call it an Eli Assist.
by Razosaku May 20, 2022

by faggiewaggie December 11, 2023

A blonde tattle tale, after about a week pf exposure youll notice thats Eli's are self centered, stereotypical blonde, gay, ass slapping, sadistic, life ruining, Ipad kid addict, toelicking, balltapping, entitled, main character, mistake to walk across this planet. If you meet an Eli, PLOT YOUR COURSE CAREFULLY!
They literally think theyre like the star of 'The Truman Show'
They literally think theyre like the star of 'The Truman Show'
Eli has become an insult
Jimmy: "Got your Ipad!" snatched Ipad out of tommys arms
Tommy: "HEY! give that back thats not very nice!"
Jimmy: "nuh-uh, oh what you playing here" Jimmy opens the Ipad "Ooooohh, cool math games
Tommy: " I dont appreciate your attitude!" bitch-slaps Jimmy "I'm gonna tell on you!"
Tommy leaves to the nearest teacher
Jimmy: "Jesus, I didnt know you were such an Eli..."
Jimmy: "Got your Ipad!" snatched Ipad out of tommys arms
Tommy: "HEY! give that back thats not very nice!"
Jimmy: "nuh-uh, oh what you playing here" Jimmy opens the Ipad "Ooooohh, cool math games
Tommy: " I dont appreciate your attitude!" bitch-slaps Jimmy "I'm gonna tell on you!"
Tommy leaves to the nearest teacher
Jimmy: "Jesus, I didnt know you were such an Eli..."
by GoFigure0 February 14, 2025
