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Competetive Elephant Ejaculation 

A pastime who's only definition is that it is still better than NASCAR
Billy: "You want to watch NASCAR?"
Terrence: "I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation."

Wyoming Elephant Foot

Whilst sitting on a flat surface, you suddenly shit your trousers, leaving a smooshed round shit-pattie that resembles an elephant footprint.
I was driving home last night and this deer ran out in front of me. I was so scared I gave myself a Wyoming Elephant Foot

bloody elephant 

A Bloody Elephant is formed on a man's penis and surrounding groin area when having sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle. After the act is finished, the man will have what would look like a bloody elephant on his thighs.
My girlfriend and I had sex in the dark and woke up to a surprise Bloody Elephant!
bloody elephant by JamesSolo September 4, 2018

tiny elephant 

someone who stans the pop singer Ariana grande but doesn’t admires her for her body. a tiny elephant is really nice to everyone usually.
he: you always talk about Ariana grande, are you an arianator?
her: no, I am a tiny elephant
tiny elephant by iamjenny December 19, 2018

Mad Elephant Sex 

A very funny word first seen in a card game, this word is used to remind people of good old times and funny jokes
Person 1: hey
Person 2: hm?
Person 1: Mad Elephant Sex
Person 2: lmao

giant elephant testicles 

my dad has giant elephant testicles