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Earth

A very flat cylinder that floats in the endless galaxy.
Normal person: the Earth is not flat, you idiot

Smart person: no, it’s flat
by Xxx_JohnWickSlayer420_xxX January 17, 2020
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Earth

The (FLAT) planet you live on and one moon(WE NEVER LANDED ON IT).Some people say that “the earth is round”.DO NOT BELIEVE THEM THEY ARE GOVERNMENT SPYS.
The earth is the third planet in our solar system is the only flat one.
by Epicman January 22, 2024
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Earths-Waters

Earths-Waters; A planet like Earth in the Crack 90s.(earliest 90s)
Earths-Waters;Astronaut; let's get off this Earths-Waters planet and go to Pluto. Other Astronaut: sure thing. :)
by gayb1995 November 6, 2023
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Earth Dander

floating tree seeds that look like and travel like snow...in 70 deg weather
I swear I thought it was snowing! Turns out it was just Earth Dander!
by digitaldingo June 29, 2015
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the most famous lion on planet earth

wjhy the hell
does 1 fortified moab
have infinite h
It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.

At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.

It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.

I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas — Today at 10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)

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10:13 PM
by O1RD October 19, 2022
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earth-crunch

adj. A variation of the common phrase earthy-crunchy. This variant implies a more active sense of the phrase than its passive version that uses y's. It is still heavily rooted in all things hippie/organic/natural/environmentalist, staying true to its tree-hugging roots.
Shannon is so earth-crunch when she comments on our posts about envrionemtanl mumbo-jumbo, especially when the topic of conversation was so skillfully set on seductive spheres of sin known as cherries.
by The Vampire of cherries August 25, 2009
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earth fam

Short for Earth Family, "earth fam" is a modern phrase that echoes through the ages, a call to love, peace, and togetherness with all living beings and all those who have past on, so we may celebrate Life and enjoy the presence of the world.

It's use is to refer to family or good friends when speaking to them, to relay a sense of great happiness and earthly wholesomeness.
Joe: ahhhh this is a great sunshiney day! Earth fam I feel so grateful for life!

Johnny: earth fam I agree! This day is so absolute!
by Chicofrico May 20, 2023
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