Cereal-Dumping

Cereal-Dumping: The act of eating a bowl of cereal while having a crap on the toilet.

Example One:
Adam was running late so he decided to take a cereal-dump.

Example Two:
Person 1: "Where have you been?"
Person 2: "I was Cereal-Dumping"

by Jimi93 July 17, 2011

Erotic Dumping

When you’re taking a poop and the goal is to poop before passing out whether it’s by being choked or vagaling down.

Mitch asked Colton “did you do any erotic dumping yesterday?” Colton replied “yes, my wife Allie literally choked the shit out of me.”

by Lazer October 2, 2020

Government dump

When a shit requires a lot of paperwork.

Bring me some more toilet paper, I'm taking a government dump.

by aguyinnc12 July 6, 2011

Slummy Dumps

Slummy Dumps refers to a girl who is specifically a "haggard ass bitch". It's a specific code word used when referring to ugly women around significant others or people who don't appreciate hearing about how ugly, fat or slovenly other chicks are.

"Wow.. she's totally slummy dumps."

by MediaOffline76 October 17, 2010

dump-dat

A term used by anti-New Orleans Saints fans (basically the rest of the NFL team's fans) in order to display their annoyance and hatred for the overkilled term "Who Dat?"

As the final seconds ticked off the clock, the Carolina Panthers fans chanted "Dump-dat" as the Saints fans poured out of the stadium admist another defeat by the hands of the Panthers.

by Timmymoto April 22, 2010

Dump Pump

When a dude takes forever in the bathroom because he masturbates then poops while on the toilet.

dump pump masturbate

Tyler was in the bathroom for a good 20 minutes he must've been doing a dump pump.

by chicks_knowthe#truth March 8, 2019

e-dump

To break up with your significant other via email rather than have the courage to do it face to face.

Yeah I'll email her right now with the e-dump.

by Sophie Chambers October 21, 2010