by Bullzeye December 26, 2003
Get the donkey dick mug.A popular and classic video game produced in 1981. Often considered one of the greatest video games ever made due to its simple gameplay, revolutionary sounds and graphics and universal appeal. The original name of the game was called "Monkey Kong", but due to a faxing error from the U.S. to Japan before the game was to be completed, Donkey Kong was born.
Donkey Kong also starred a then unknown hero named Mario, who, four years later in 1985 would receive his very own adventure game for the Nintendo Entertainment System, thus launching an entire new revolution in video games.
It also passed down a generation when in 1994, Donkey Kong Country was released to the Super Nintendo, thus claiming its own legendary legacy in the gaming world.
Rightfully amazing. Never duplicated. Donkey Kong.
Mortal Kombat sucks compared to Donkey Kong.
Donkey Kong also starred a then unknown hero named Mario, who, four years later in 1985 would receive his very own adventure game for the Nintendo Entertainment System, thus launching an entire new revolution in video games.
It also passed down a generation when in 1994, Donkey Kong Country was released to the Super Nintendo, thus claiming its own legendary legacy in the gaming world.
Rightfully amazing. Never duplicated. Donkey Kong.
Mortal Kombat sucks compared to Donkey Kong.
Kid: Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.
Billy Madison: I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
Kid: Donkey Kong sucks.
Billy Madison: You know something? YOU SUCK!
Billy Madison: I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
Kid: Donkey Kong sucks.
Billy Madison: You know something? YOU SUCK!
by getinthevan December 18, 2007
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A term used to descibe the most hideously ugly girl you have ever seen. This girl would have to have fallen out of the ugly and not only hit every branch on the way down but then land in the biggest pile of shit this side of ever.
Dai "'right butt?? Saw you at Zanzibar last night!!!
Rhod "I saw you."
Dai "You were getting hold of some fat bird."
Rhod "Tell me about it!!! she was a right fucking swomp donkey. I'm never gonna show my face in Newport again."
Rhod "I saw you."
Dai "You were getting hold of some fat bird."
Rhod "Tell me about it!!! she was a right fucking swomp donkey. I'm never gonna show my face in Newport again."
by Dazzler April 22, 2006
Get the swomp donkey mug.when you are in the middle of intercourse in the doggy style position, you proceed to slowly insert a banana into your partners ass. when your partner turns around in shock, you imitate a loud monkey sound, and then quickly donkey punch your partner leaving a noticeable bruise.
by fAsAmI June 16, 2010
Get the Donkey Monkey mug.A Guy or Girl that has to has to have as many men as possible and cant commit to one man. The (cock) being the man and the (donkey) being the Guy or Girl that needs to carry the heavy load of all the men. Cock Donkeys ) meaning more then one
by socalgoblin November 12, 2008
Get the Cock Donkey mug.by doodles March 22, 2005
Get the donkey sniffer mug.Customer: Can I have a DONKEY Red Bull
Gas Station Attendant: What the fuck is a DONKEY Red Bull?
TB29 haha
Gas Station Attendant: What the fuck is a DONKEY Red Bull?
TB29 haha
by Brycecreamman September 8, 2009
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