Doctor

A person who kills ur ills with pills then kills u with pills

Yesterday I went to the doctor and now im broke.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

by unkissedVirgin April 29, 2020

self-doctor

drug addicts. who syringe them selves.

where's max? hes self-doctoring :)

by rukkestop July 20, 2010

Doctor feel Good

A doctor who has smooth hands

Doctor feel good touched my anus and it feeelllt soooooo goooood

by Dr feelgood June 16, 2013

pot doctor

A doctor who evaluates your issues, whatever they may (or may not) be, and declares that yes indeed sir or ma'am you are entitled to some medical marijuana as the cure for what ails you, and gives you a scrip, and then off you go to the dispensary.

Ya know, it's funny how the pot doctor didn't examine my eyes at all, but still wrote me a scrip saying that I need pot for glaucoma.

by Klendathu_Jones July 17, 2016

Doctor Xur

A whiny and suicidal pissbaby with raging mommy issues.

Also believes that he is a scientist.

"Doctor Xur is a real pain in the ass to deal with on a daily basis."

by pissman2003 June 9, 2023

butt time doctor

The doctor that performs colonoscopies, and any other thing dealing with the pooping area.

Man i just turned 40. Time to get a colonoscopy. I’ve got to go see the butt time doctor.

by Jmaktheknife July 14, 2022

Shit Doctor

A Plumber who unblocks sewage pipes.

"Oh no, the toilet is blocked. Quick, call the Shit Doctor!"

by Builder April 22, 2012