When Two Friend have sex with two different women side by side. Finish ( Orgasm) smoke a victory cigarette then swap partners and continue to round 2 of sex side by side.

Friend 1:Last night I became a doctor?
Friend 2:Oh Really!
Friend 1:Yeah me and ( insert friends name) bagged two bitches then switched.

Friend 2: The Doctor!!

The Doctor by Aspiring Doctor January 16, 2014

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queef doctor

A male who cannot fart with noise..so in turn, he turns to silent queefs

When no noise was made and it started to smell like shit, everyone looked at the Queef Doctor because it was a given that he had struck again.

queef doctor by birdman May 23, 2004

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Ham Doctor

A euphemism describing a person who has committed the most unspeakable and vile acts imaginable upon the ass of another. If you could get a doctorate in butt rape, then the Ham Doctor would qualify.

"We've got another red flag, sir. A bad one."
"Hit me."
"Ham Doctor."
"Eughh."

Ham Doctor by Slyk July 22, 2009

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The Good Doctor

A person who finger bangs random girls on the dance floor in front of his recently ex-girlfriend. To become a "good doctor" the proprietor of the aforementioned act must do said act in a "surgical" and "professional matter".

The good doctor gave that poor girl a pap smere out on the dance floor.

The Good Doctor by The Wrecker November 4, 2007

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