Dorito Dick

When you are eating Doritios while masturbating and your penis gets Dorito dust all over it

Dude, I got the worst case of Dorito Dick last night. I was eating Doritos and watching TV when Wild Things came on. I looked down after the swimming pool scene and my dick looked like a 9 inch Cheeto.

by Harry Moe Lester February 27, 2015

Swamp dick

1. Sweaty and stinky balls and Johnson, see crotch rot.
2. Term for caucasian male(s) from non-caucasian male(s), can be racist in use and typically toward southerners, but seeing increase use in Northern California recently.

1. After a night of hot and heavy sex Tyler had a bad case of swamp dick.
2. There's one guy who everything he sees Tyler he screams "Hey swamp dick" at him.

by Humrunner November 9, 2015

soot dick

Jet black residuals produced by a hand, five potential soot fingers, a bic lighter and an apparatus for meth..the perfect concocktion for soot dick

JerJer flipped out on me cuz I used the last Kleenex in his car..I didn’t know what to make of it I figured he was having a bad day it turns out he didn’t want soot dick to transfer onto his brand new white 501 button fly Levi’s..I don’t blame him

by Roobeer October 27, 2020

Woodstock Dick

A Woodstock Dick is when you look like you attend the woodstock festival and you take a lot of speedy drugs and you have a huge bush of public hair. Your clothes become a burden so you get naked and walk around with your mushroom cap sticking out of the bushes as seen at the woodstock festival I'm archival photos.

Random hippy chick: Hey peace man you're really groovy . It takes a lot of guts to be naked in public when you have a Woodstock Dick

by moman86 September 30, 2016

dick vault

It's a photo protect library with a password that contains digital images of male genitalia .

That dude has a DICK VAULT

by Kobe102648 March 5, 2017

dick fliss

akin to navel lint. A small fuzz ball or piece of lint that appears in the end of your pee hole.

When I took my flannel pajamies off I noticed I had some dick fliss.

by obewan February 21, 2006

dick donut

Any hole a guy can stick his dick in.

See also: Richard Donut

A glory hole is the best dick donut.

by Don't Be A Richard June 25, 2014